Consider this ample notice (um, a hint) to plan my dream birthday party. I don't care how you're going to hijack the DJ's crates and replace it with my RollerDisco Dream Mix AND THEN kick those little brats out of the rink. You know what you need to do.

It's gonna be the hype! That's right, I said it. THE HYPE!

five days of work, one whole day to play, come on everybody wear your roller skates today